Get A Digital Asset & Save Me From My Student Loans
Do you love NFTs? Are you a fan of buying static images with no intrinsic value? Want to help a struggling Art Director to escape his student loans?
Then this project is for you!
“Modern Problems Require Modern Solutions”
Compared to other collections, this is pocket change. If a millionaire is willing to burn millions of dollars on a monkey, a punk, or even a million-dollar Tweet(?), why not help a desperate soul pay his student debt?
This is not only a JPEG that provides no monetary value for the investor, like my $38,000 Ad School Certificate. I’m also providing an opportunity to get you karma points by helping me escape this modern-day prison.
Did you know?
Student loan debt in 2022 is now more than $1.7 trillion
“Why would I pay for that?!”
I’m glad you asked.
But first, let’s understand the technology behind the pun.
According to Wikipedia, an NFT (or a Non-Fungible Token) is a unique digital identifier that cannot be copied, substituted, or subdivided, recorded in a blockchain, and used to certify authenticity and ownership.
In other words, not only will you own a digital asset, but it will also be a chance for a burned-out creative to be free from financial hell. You can also donate your spear Crypto and send them to studeNFTloans.eth
These are some notable examples of NFTs that cost more than my education. By a lot.
A Billionaire Sold His First-Ever Published Tweet For $2.9 million
With $2.9 million, you could pay the average student debt 76.315789 times. But who wants to help someone get out of debt when you can buy a Tweet with no syntax?
Unfortunately, now it cost less than $100k. Technically worthless, like my $38,000 Ad School Certificate.
This image Is Worth 38,525 ETH (That’s a lot)
In 2021, Everydays: The First 5000 Days NFT was sold for $69.3 million. An image that looks like my laptop’s messy desktop is worth more than my education.
With $23.7 Million, You Can Buy CryptoPunk #5822
I may not be a mathematician. But I do know that $23.7 million are more than $38k. I’m 110% sure!
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